December 2010
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November 2010
“the world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
– horace walpole
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“it’s only words…unless they’re true.”
– david mamet
“if there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex?”
– art hoppe
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a fart in the elevator (happy thanksgiving!)
pbs produced and recently aired a great documentary about elevators.
elevators?!
i know… who knew?
but as are most things from the good people at pbs it was stellar. not only was the damn thing insightful (did you know that the “close doors” button doesn’t work? placebo effect. so you feel you have some degree of control.), but it was scary. even if elevators don’t...
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i'm a cop show
i am the piped-out, hard ass cop.
i am the doughy, smart ass side-kick.
i am the chief that’s had it up to here with your damn antics.
i almost forgot that i’m also the nearly retired cop that, not so tragically anymore, gets shot a month before he’s set to retire. (i was in denial of that one. my bad.)
i am the attractive female character that commits murder for her...
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“i want to go to egypt and japan and open orphanages… a chain of them.”
– lindsay lohan
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the ed fitzen museum
and ladies and gentlemen, may i finally present to you our last stop on the tour. our very own, staff favorite… number thirteen!
number thirteen is unique from the other 12 stops in several ways. first, you may have noticed that the superstition surrounding the number 13 was not considered and renamed to 14. rather, our founder, the late mr. ed fitzen, drew inspiration from the number...
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“it isn’t like i came down from mount sinai with the tabloids.”
– former indianapolis colts coach ron meyer 